tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-53557642012-01-28T08:40:35.647ZAnedotas.tvO melhor humor da internet! As melhores anedotas em português de Portugal e português do Brasil. Com textos e imagens com muito bom humor. Visite também o Anedotas.tv no facebook e as redes de sites DomingosMoreira.pt, Portugal.dm e Portal.co.pt.Domingos Moreirahttps://profiles.google.com/111514071867211181976noreply@blogger.comBlogger500125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5355764.post-44244615808038381002012-01-28T08:40:00.001Z2012-01-28T08:40:35.676ZO homem do ano 2012!<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-kLJdxNC7I6o/TyO0hPnNDnI/AAAAAAAAjn8/VuZosOFqk3A/s1600/385166_328700580492198_125454027483522_1236061_716363937_n11-735677.jpg"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-kLJdxNC7I6o/TyO0hPnNDnI/AAAAAAAAjn8/VuZosOFqk3A/s400/385166_328700580492198_125454027483522_1236061_716363937_n11-735677.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5702600036400828018" /></a></p><div class="gmail_quote"><font color="#000099" face="tahoma, sans-serif"><br></font><br><br><div lang="PT" link="blue" vlink="blue"><div><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1f497d">O homem do ano 2012!<u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1f497d"><u></u> <u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1f497d">Grande, mesmo………….<u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:navy"><u></u> </span></p></div></div></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer">Anedotas.tv: O melhor humor da internet!<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5355764-4424461580803838100?l=blog.anedotas.tv' alt='' /></div>Domingos Moreirahttps://profiles.google.com/111514071867211181976noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5355764.post-89423679090763575692012-01-28T08:36:00.001Z2012-01-28T08:36:39.260ZBenfiquista é assim!!!<div class="gmail_quote"><font color="#000099" face="tahoma, sans-serif"><br></font><br> <div lang="PT" link="blue" vlink="purple"><div><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial Unicode MS","sans-serif""><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-uLp93ioWHMc/TyOzl06QGgI/AAAAAAAAjnw/2h2XMMEpRGY/s1600/image001-799262.png"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-uLp93ioWHMc/TyOzl06QGgI/AAAAAAAAjnw/2h2XMMEpRGY/s400/image001-799262.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5702599015620680194" /></a><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial Unicode MS","sans-serif""><u></u> <u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><u></u> <u></u></p></div><div> </div> <div> <p align="justify"><font color="#808080" face="'Trebuchet MS'" size="1"><b><u><br></u></b></font></p></div></div></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer">Anedotas.tv: O melhor humor da internet!<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5355764-8942367909076357569?l=blog.anedotas.tv' alt='' /></div>Domingos Moreirahttps://profiles.google.com/111514071867211181976noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5355764.post-4453010306452461702012-01-26T18:53:00.000Z2012-01-26T18:54:06.170ZMINHOQUINHA<div class="gmail_quote"><font color="#000099" face="tahoma, sans-serif"><br></font> <div lang="PT" link="blue" vlink="purple"><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:0cm 0cm 0cm 0cm"><blockquote style="border:none;border-left:solid #1010ff 1.5pt;padding:0cm 0cm 0cm 4.0pt;margin-left:3.75pt;margin-top:5.0pt;margin-bottom:5.0pt"><div><div><blockquote style="margin-top:5.0pt;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom:5.0pt"> <div><div><div><div><div><div><div><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="1208" style="width:906.05pt;margin-left:21.0pt"><tbody><tr><td width="100%" style="width:100.0%;padding:1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt"> <div><div><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" style="width:100.0%;background:#8eccf3"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding:15.0pt 15.0pt 15.0pt 15.0pt"><div><div><div><div><div><p> <b><i><span style="font-size:36.0pt;color:#1f497d">M</span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-size:36.0pt;color:#660000">INHOQUINHA</span></i></b> <u></u><u></u></p> </div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" style="width:100.0%"><tbody><tr><td width="100%" style="width:100.0%;padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt"> <div><div><p><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LpWpFVaww6k/TyGhTtO8Z7I/AAAAAAAAjmw/9DORXaum3OA/s1600/image00111211-746172.gif"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LpWpFVaww6k/TyGhTtO8Z7I/AAAAAAAAjmw/9DORXaum3OA/s400/image00111211-746172.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5702015963159619506" /></a><b><i><span style="font-size:13.5pt"><br><br>O Príncipe Encantado encontra Branca de Neve e pergunta:<br> __ Quer casar comigo?<br>__ Claro majestade.<br>O Príncipe Encantado mostra o p<span style="color:#1f497d">é</span>nis e pergunta:<br>__ Você sabe o que é isto?<br>__ Seu belo p<span style="color:#1f497d">é</span>nis, Príncipe.<br> __ Vou embora. Quero uma mulher inocente.</span></i></b> <b><i><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><br></span></i></b><br><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xMAcz4Vwd3A/TyGhT19S8ZI/AAAAAAAAjm8/fT0MgVSal9w/s1600/image00222322-747277.jpg"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xMAcz4Vwd3A/TyGhT19S8ZI/AAAAAAAAjm8/fT0MgVSal9w/s400/image00222322-747277.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5702015965501518226" /></a><b><i><span style="font-size:13.5pt"><br> <br>O Príncipe vai então à casa da Gata Borralheira e pergunta:<br>__ Quer casar comigo?<br>__ Claro que sim.<br><br>O Príncipe Encantado tira o p<span style="color:#1f497d">é</span>nis para fora e pergunta:<br>__ Você sabe o que é isto?<br> __ Seu p<span style="color:#1f497d">é</span>nis, viril Príncipe.<br>__ Vou embora. Exijo uma mulher casta.</span></i></b><br><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-gzJzxdCvDoY/TyGhUbU7-PI/AAAAAAAAjnI/erx8fGhwKlc/s1600/image00333533-749109.gif"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-gzJzxdCvDoY/TyGhUbU7-PI/AAAAAAAAjnI/erx8fGhwKlc/s400/image00333533-749109.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5702015975532787954" /></a><b><i><span style="font-size:13.5pt"><br> O Príncipe encontra Chapeuzinho Vermelho na floresta e pergunta:<br>__ Quer casar comigo?<br>__ Claro Alteza.<br><br>O Príncipe Encantado tira o membro pra fora e pergunta:<br>__ O que é isso?<br>__ Isso é uma minhoquinha, meu Príncipe.</span></i></b><br> <a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2MV5S3m5s-o/TyGhUrd3CkI/AAAAAAAAjnU/kLFrD94SVnU/s1600/image00444444-750333.gif"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2MV5S3m5s-o/TyGhUrd3CkI/AAAAAAAAjnU/kLFrD94SVnU/s400/image00444444-750333.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5702015979865180738" /></a><b><i><span style="font-size:13.5pt"><br><br>Maravilhado com a inocente Chapeuzinho Vermelho, o Príncipe Encantado<br> casa-se com ela. Na noite de núpcias o Príncipe fala para Chapeuzinho<span style="color:#1f497d">:</span><br>__ Isto aqui é um p<span style="color:#1f497d">é</span>nis, meu amor.</span></i></b> <b><i><span style="font-size:13.5pt"><br> E ela fala:</span><br>__ <span style="color:#cc0000">Não, meu Príncipe. Isso é uma minhoquinha. P</span><span style="color:#1f497d">É</span><span style="color:#cc0000">NIS É O DO LOBO MAU!</span></i></b><br><br><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-A029qVG1WsE/TyGhU7zad_I/AAAAAAAAjng/Bkamwszluuc/s1600/image00555155-751723.gif"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-A029qVG1WsE/TyGhU7zad_I/AAAAAAAAjng/Bkamwszluuc/s400/image00555155-751723.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5702015984250550258" /></a><u></u><u></u></p> </div></div></td></tr></tbody></table><div><div><p> <u></u><u></u></p></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></td></tr><tr style="MIN-HEIGHT:30pt"><td style="padding:0cm 0cm 0cm 0cm;MIN-HEIGHT:30pt"> <p> <u></u><u></u></p></td></tr></tbody></table><div><br></div></div></div></td></tr></tbody></table><p><u></u><u></u></p></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></blockquote></div></div></blockquote></td></tr></tbody></table> <div><div><div><div><p style="margin-bottom:12.0pt"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""><br> </span><u></u><u></u></p></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""> </span><u></u><u></u></p> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><p class="MsoNormal"><u></u> <u></u></p></div><div> </div></div></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer">Anedotas.tv: O melhor humor da internet!<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5355764-445301030645246170?l=blog.anedotas.tv' alt='' /></div>Domingos Moreirahttps://profiles.google.com/111514071867211181976noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5355764.post-60692506011278092002012-01-26T18:52:00.001Z2012-01-26T18:52:35.886ZQuem dera que fosse possível...<div class="gmail_quote"><div lang="PT" link="blue" vlink="purple"><div><p class="MsoNormal"><br></p><p class="MsoNormal"><u></u></p><p class="MsoNormal"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IF1-nKJgglQ/TyGg9H9XpOI/AAAAAAAAjmk/_KtkW1hF1tA/s1600/image001-755887.jpg"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IF1-nKJgglQ/TyGg9H9XpOI/AAAAAAAAjmk/_KtkW1hF1tA/s400/image001-755887.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5702015575196673250" /></a><u></u><u></u></p> </div><div> </div></div></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer">Anedotas.tv: O melhor humor da internet!<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5355764-6069250601127809200?l=blog.anedotas.tv' alt='' /></div>Domingos Moreirahttps://profiles.google.com/111514071867211181976noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5355764.post-65744715368441792162012-01-26T18:51:00.000Z2012-01-26T18:52:03.457ZPensamento do día...<div class="gmail_quote"><font color="#000099" face="tahoma, sans-serif"><br></font><br><div lang="PT" link="blue" vlink="purple"><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div> <div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><p><b><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"">Pensamento do dia....</span></b><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""> </span><u></u><u></u></p> <div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><p align="center" style="text-align:center"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_CsKHSHLe8A/TyGg1KL0FVI/AAAAAAAAjmY/5g1PzykjCZE/s1600/image001-723459.gif"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_CsKHSHLe8A/TyGg1KL0FVI/AAAAAAAAjmY/5g1PzykjCZE/s400/image001-723459.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5702015438355174738" /></a></span><u></u><u></u></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center"><b><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif";color:blue"> </span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""> </span></b><b><i><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:24.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"">Sabe o que é a Meia Idade?<span style="color:red"> </span></span></i></b><u></u><u></u></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center"><b><i><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""> </span></i></b><b><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""> <i>É a altura da vida em que o trabalho já não dá prazer... </i></span></b><u></u><u></u></p> <p align="center" style="text-align:center"><b><i><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"">...e o prazer, começa a dar trabalho! </span></i></b><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""> </span><u></u><u></u></p> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div> <div><div><div><div><div><div><p> </p></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div> </div></div></div></div></div></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer">Anedotas.tv: O melhor humor da internet!<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5355764-6574471536844179216?l=blog.anedotas.tv' alt='' /></div>Domingos Moreirahttps://profiles.google.com/111514071867211181976noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5355764.post-59595175350359679652012-01-26T18:45:00.001Z2012-01-26T18:45:41.838ZWireless<div class="gmail_quote"><div lang="PT" link="blue" vlink="purple"><div><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;color:#1f497d">Tecnologia sem fios…<u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;color:#1f497d"><u></u> <u></u></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#1f497d"><u></u> <u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#1f497d"><u></u> <u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#1f497d"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ioylBDUF_aE/TyGfV3jCSGI/AAAAAAAAjmM/n1NvfS-nD34/s1600/image003-741839.jpg"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ioylBDUF_aE/TyGfV3jCSGI/AAAAAAAAjmM/n1NvfS-nD34/s400/image003-741839.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5702013801264728162" /></a><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#1f497d"><u></u> <u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#1f497d"><u></u> <u></u></span></p></div><div> </div> <div> <p align="justify"><font color="#808080" face="'Trebuchet MS'" size="1"><b><u><br></u></b></font></p></div></div></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer">Anedotas.tv: O melhor humor da internet!<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5355764-5959517535035967965?l=blog.anedotas.tv' alt='' /></div>Domingos Moreirahttps://profiles.google.com/111514071867211181976noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5355764.post-61365213308486928112012-01-26T18:40:00.001Z2012-01-26T18:40:59.600ZQual é o símbolo da democracia?<div class="gmail_quote"><font color="#000099" face="tahoma, sans-serif"><br></font> <div lang="PT" link="blue" vlink="purple"><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div> <div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><b><i><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif";color:blue">QUAL É O SÍMBOLO DA DEMOCRACIA?</span></i></b><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""> </span><u></u><u></u></p> </div></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div style="margin-left:7.5pt;margin-right:7.5pt"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" style="width:100.0%"> <tbody><tr><td style="padding:1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt"><div><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:black"> <u></u><u></u></span></p></div></td></tr><tr><td style="padding:1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt"><p class="MsoNormal" align="right" style="text-align:right"> <span style="color:black"> <u></u><u></u></span></p></td></tr><tr><td width="100%" style="width:100.0%;padding:1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt"><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" style="width:100.0%"> <tbody><tr><td width="100%" style="width:100.0%;padding:1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt"><div><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:black"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6Qks3K-qFGY/TyGePAV4H8I/AAAAAAAAjlo/wAa8DPrrkjY/s1600/image231-759602.gif"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6Qks3K-qFGY/TyGePAV4H8I/AAAAAAAAjlo/wAa8DPrrkjY/s400/image231-759602.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5702012583854743490" /></a> <u></u><u></u></span></p> </div><div style="margin-bottom:12.0pt"><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:black"><br></span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;color:black">- Não é o PS<br>- Nem o CDS</span><span style="color:black"><br></span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;color:black">- Nem o CDU</span><span style="color:black"><br> </span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;color:black">- Nem o CENTRO</span><span style="color:black"><br></span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;color:black">- Nem BE</span><span style="color:black"><br></span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;color:black">- Nem o REI</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;color:black"> </span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;color:black"> </span><span style="color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> </div><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:black"><br> <br> <u></u><u></u></span></p><div style="margin-bottom:12.0pt"><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="color:black"><br></span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;color:black"> </span><span style="font-size:36.0pt;color:black">mas...sim</span><span style="color:black"> </span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;color:black"> </span><span style="color:black"> <u></u><u></u></span></p> </div><div 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src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8PrVBwFmL4g/TyGePeLKm4I/AAAAAAAAjl8/HAKR-RFiU2o/s400/image323-761699.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5702012591862881154" /></a><u></u><u></u></span></p> </div><div style="margin-bottom:12.0pt"><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="color:black"><br> <br> </span><span style="font-size:18.0pt;color:black"> </span><span style="font-size:7.0pt;color:black"> </span><b><span style="font-size:24.0pt;color:black">... o FIO DENTAL ! </span></b><span style="color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p> </div><div style="margin-bottom:12.0pt"><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:black"> <u></u><u></u></span></p></div><div style="margin-bottom:12.0pt"><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-size:24.0pt;color:black"> </span></b><span style="color:black"><br> </span><b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;color:black">Concluímos que é esse o maior símbolo da democracia:<br> - Ele separa a esquerda da direita<br> - Protege o centro<br> - Faz mudar o ponto de vista de cada um<br> - Unifica o olhar do povo</span></b><span style="color:black"> <br> <br> </span><b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;color:black"><br> Único inconveniente:</span></b><span style="color:black"><br> </span><b><span style="font-size:24.0pt;color:black"> O FIO DENTAL é como a negociação:</span></b><span style="color:black"> <br> </span><b><span style="font-size:24.0pt;color:black">Se puxarmos de mais espeta-se no c....</span></b><span style="color:#888888"> </span><span style="color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p></div></td></tr><tr><td style="padding:0cm 0cm 0cm 0cm"> </td></tr><tr><td style="padding:0cm 0cm 0cm 0cm"><div><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:black"> </span></p></div></td></tr></tbody></table></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div> </div></div></td></tr><tr><td style="padding:0cm 0cm 0cm 0cm"><br></td></tr><tr><td width="100%" style="width:100.0%;padding:1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt 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style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1f497d"><u></u> <u></u></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1f497d"><u></u> <u></u></span></p><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><p class="MsoNormal"> <span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""><br> <u></u><u></u></span></p><div><div><div><div><blockquote style="margin-top:5.0pt;margin-bottom:5.0pt"><div><div><div><div><div><div> <div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" style="width:100.0%"><tbody><tr><td width="100%" style="width:100.0%;padding:1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt"> <div><div><div><p class="MsoNormal"> <u></u><u></u></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:36.0pt;color:black"> </span><span lang="EN" style="font-size:36.0pt;color:black">A força da vitamina 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Moreirahttps://profiles.google.com/111514071867211181976noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5355764.post-52673236123108656992012-01-23T20:44:00.001Z2012-01-23T20:44:24.260ZLoira<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vkcGLZQI1F0/Tx3GqHD1vII/AAAAAAAAjis/m82Ui7-s3Js/s1600/loira-764260.jpg"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vkcGLZQI1F0/Tx3GqHD1vII/AAAAAAAAjis/m82Ui7-s3Js/s400/loira-764260.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5700931130072874114" /></a></p><font face="'trebuchet ms', sans-serif"><font color="#000099"><br></font></font><div class="gmail_quote"><br> <div lang="PT" link="blue" vlink="purple"><div><h3 style="margin-top:9.0pt;background:white"><a name="1350c4127602d2cb_1350a6fdb4998b80_1031036145102132907"></a><span style="font-size:13.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:#222222">SERÁ QUE A LOIRA É MESMO BURRA? <u></u><u></u></span></h3> <h3 style="margin-top:9.0pt;background:white"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1f497d"><u></u> <u></u></span></h3><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#222222">A loira está a mostrar às amigas a sua nova tatuagem (uma bonita concha) na parte interna da coxa direita ...</span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:#222222"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:#222222"><u></u> <u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#222222">E as amigas perguntam-lhe porque fez aquela tatuagem num local tão estranho ..</span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:#222222"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:#222222"><u></u> <u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#222222">Ela respondeu:</span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:#222222"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:#222222"><u></u> <u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#222222">Ora ... é muito bom ... se você colocar o ouvido bem junto á concha, pode sentir o cheiro do mar !!!!</span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:#222222"><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center;background:white"><span style="font-size:7.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:#222222"><u></u> <u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center;background:white"> <span style="font-size:7.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:#222222"><u></u> <u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center;background:white"><font color="#222222" face="Arial, sans-serif" size="1"><br> </font></p></div></div></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer">Anedotas.tv: O melhor humor da internet!<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5355764-5267323612310865699?l=blog.anedotas.tv' alt='' /></div>Domingos Moreirahttps://profiles.google.com/111514071867211181976noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5355764.post-65087470389543966742012-01-21T17:12:00.002Z2012-01-21T17:13:14.506ZFaixa colocada no Terreiro do Paço<div class="gmail_quote"><div lang="PT" link="blue" vlink="purple"><div><div><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-size:11pt;font-family:Calibri,sans-serif;color:rgb(31,73,125)">Faixa colocada no Terreiro do Paço, na vedação dos barcos do barreiro, em frente ao Ministério das Finanças… </span><i style="font-weight:bold"> <u></u><u></u></i></p> </div><div><div><div><div><div><div><p><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KbpezR66V1k/TxryKic60cI/AAAAAAAAjiU/8fdtTZEwxUE/s1600/image002-794507.jpg"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KbpezR66V1k/TxryKic60cI/AAAAAAAAjiU/8fdtTZEwxUE/s400/image002-794507.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5700134541251498434" /></a></span><u></u><u></u></p> </div></div></div><p style="margin-bottom:12.0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""> </span><u></u><u></u></p></div></div></div><p><span lang="EN-US"> </span><u></u><u></u></p> <div><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""> </span></p></div></div> </div> </div><br> <div class="blogger-post-footer">Anedotas.tv: O melhor humor da internet!<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5355764-6508747038954396674?l=blog.anedotas.tv' alt='' /></div>Domingos Moreirahttps://profiles.google.com/111514071867211181976noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5355764.post-35930463993670598812012-01-21T17:12:00.001Z2012-01-21T17:12:32.854ZQual é a tua desculpa ?<div class="gmail_quote"><font color="#000099" face="tahoma, sans-serif"><br></font><br><br> <u></u><u></u><div bgcolor="white" lang="PT" link="blue" vlink="purple" style="margin-left:7.5pt;margin-top:3.75pt;margin-right:7.5pt"><div><p class="MsoNormal"><u></u> <u></u></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1f497d">ESTA FAZIA BEM O LUGAR DO WITSEL, PELO MENOS A NIVEL MUSCULAR E TRUNFA SÃO PARECIDOS.<u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1f497d"><u></u> <u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1f497d"><u></u> <u></u></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><u></u> <u></u></p><p class="MsoNormal"><u></u> <u></u></p><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" style="width:100.0%"><tbody><tr><td width="100%" style="width:100.0%;padding:1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt"> <div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt"> <b><i><span style="font-size:24.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black","sans-serif";color:red">Qual é a tua desculpa ?</span></i></b> <u></u><u></u></p><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div> <div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div style="margin-left:7.5pt;margin-right:187.5pt"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" style="width:100.0%"> <tbody><tr style="MIN-HEIGHT:636.4pt"><td width="100%" valign="top" style="width:100.0%;padding:0cm 0cm 0cm 0cm;MIN-HEIGHT:636.4pt"><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div style="margin-left:7.5pt;margin-right:7.5pt"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" style="width:100.0%"> <tbody><tr style="MIN-HEIGHT:636.4pt"><td width="100%" style="width:100.0%;padding:1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt;MIN-HEIGHT:636.4pt"><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div> <div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" style="width:100.0%"><tbody><tr style="MIN-HEIGHT:636.4pt"> <td width="100%" style="width:100.0%;padding:1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt;MIN-HEIGHT:636.4pt"><div><div><div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-family:"Times , serif ;color:black""><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-J5_JErHcXFA/TxryAVaQ1sI/AAAAAAAAjg0/smEMGvXG_go/s1600/ATT000011-752855.jpg"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-J5_JErHcXFA/TxryAVaQ1sI/AAAAAAAAjg0/smEMGvXG_go/s400/ATT000011-752855.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5700134365952005826" /></a></span><u></u><u></u></p></div><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" style="width:100.0%"><tbody><tr> <td width="100%" style="width:100.0%;padding:1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt"><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt"> <u></u><u></u></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt"> <span style="font-family:"Times , serif ;color:black""><br><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4sn6Dfo0MS4/TxryAqD9dlI/AAAAAAAAjhA/0gPVytX_O1M/s1600/ATT000043-754016.jpg"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4sn6Dfo0MS4/TxryAqD9dlI/AAAAAAAAjhA/0gPVytX_O1M/s400/ATT000043-754016.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5700134371495605842" /></a><br><br><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YNnceMyCypo/TxryAhYhE1I/AAAAAAAAjhg/MSAWoYffYDA/s1600/ATT000034-754882.jpg"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YNnceMyCypo/TxryAhYhE1I/AAAAAAAAjhg/MSAWoYffYDA/s400/ATT000034-754882.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5700134369165906770" /></a></span><u></u><u></u></p></div><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr><td width="721" valign="top" style="width:540.75pt;padding:0cm 0cm 0cm 0cm"> <table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr><td width="721" valign="top" style="width:540.75pt;padding:0cm 0cm 0cm 0cm"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr><td width="721" valign="top" style="width:540.75pt;padding:0cm 0cm 0cm 0cm"> <div style="margin-bottom:12.0pt"><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times , serif ;color:black""><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-A-mU0_D00KE/TxryBbxrVuI/AAAAAAAAjhw/uC_N1Y1zTRc/s1600/ATT000022-757822.jpg"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-A-mU0_D00KE/TxryBbxrVuI/AAAAAAAAjhw/uC_N1Y1zTRc/s400/ATT000022-757822.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5700134384840693474" /></a><br></span><span style="color:black"><br></span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:black"><br></span><i><u><span style="font-size:36.0pt;color:#0070c0">QUAL É A TUA DESCULPA ?</span></u></i><u></u><u></u></p> </div><div style="margin-bottom:12.0pt"><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom:12.0pt;margin-left:0cm"><i><span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black","sans-serif";color:#6600cc">...a minha é que não tenho cuecas</span></i><u><span style="font-family:"Arial Black","sans-serif";color:#6600cc"> </span></u><i><span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black","sans-serif";color:#6600cc">cor-de-rosa... </span></i><i><span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black","sans-serif""><u></u><u></u></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom:12.0pt;margin-left:0cm"><b><u><span style="font-size:20.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:red">…mas tu tens!!!!<u></u><u></u></span></u></b></p> </div></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></div></div></div></td></tr></tbody></table></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div> </div> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></td></tr></tbody></table> <div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt"> <u></u><u></u></p></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></td></tr></tbody></table></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div> </div> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""> </span> <u></u><u></u></p> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif""><u></u> </span></p></div></div> </div></td></tr></tbody></table></div></div></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer">Anedotas.tv: O melhor humor da internet!<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5355764-3593046399367059881?l=blog.anedotas.tv' alt='' /></div>Domingos Moreirahttps://profiles.google.com/111514071867211181976noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5355764.post-21276253291192180802012-01-21T17:06:00.001Z2012-01-21T17:06:50.159ZPara não dizer que só coloco aqui fotos com "gajas" boas...<div class="gmail_quote"><div lang="PT" link="blue" vlink="purple"><div><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1f497d"> <u></u></span></p><div><div> <div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div> <div> <div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" style="width:100.0%"><tbody><tr><td width="100%" style="width:100.0%;padding:1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt"> <div><div><div><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" style="width:100.0%"><tbody><tr><td width="100%" style="width:100.0%;padding:1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt"><p><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS"">P'ró pessoal, não dizer que só mando e-mails de "gajas", aqui vai a prova do contrário!</span></b> <u></u><u></u></p> <p style="margin-bottom:12.0pt"><b>Vejam bem o cabedal deste gajo!!!!</b> <u></u><u></u></p><p><span style="font-size:10.0pt"><br></span><span style="font-size:13.0pt"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lKkH4mbT7L8/TxrwqlK0TNI/AAAAAAAAjgk/g_JIRu5DsJw/s1600/image001-710160.jpg"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lKkH4mbT7L8/TxrwqlK0TNI/AAAAAAAAjgk/g_JIRu5DsJw/s400/image001-710160.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5700132892713438418" /></a></span><u></u><u></u></p> </td></tr><tr><td style="padding:0cm 0cm 0cm 0cm"><p class="MsoNormal"> <u></u><u></u></p></td></tr><tr><td style="padding:0cm 0cm 0cm 0cm"><p> <u></u><u></u></p></td></tr></tbody></table></div></div></div></td></tr></tbody></table> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#1f497d"><u></u> <u></u></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1f497d"><u></u> <u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1f497d"><u></u> <u></u></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:12.0pt"><span style="color:#1f497d"><u></u> <u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#1f497d" face="Calibri, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:15px"><br></span></font></p> </div> </div> </div><br> <div class="blogger-post-footer">Anedotas.tv: O melhor humor da internet!<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5355764-2127625329119218080?l=blog.anedotas.tv' alt='' /></div>Domingos Moreirahttps://profiles.google.com/111514071867211181976noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5355764.post-48967705423627214132012-01-21T16:32:00.001Z2012-01-21T16:32:57.729ZSabes do Alfredo?<div class="gmail_quote"><font color="#000099" face="tahoma, sans-serif"><br></font>- Bom dia, é da recepção? Eu gostaria de falar com alguém que me desse informações sobre um doente internado. Queria saber se a pessoa está<br> melhor ou se piorou...<br> - Qual é o nome do doente?<br> - Chama-se Alfredo e está no quarto 302.<br> - Um momentinho, vou transferir a chamada para o sector de enfermagem...<br> - Bom dia, sou a enfermeira Lourdes... O que deseja?<br> - Gostaria de saber a condição clínica do doente Alfredo do quarto 302, por favor!<br> - Um minuto, vou localizar o médico de plantão.<br> - Aqui é o Dr. Carlos. Em que posso ajudar?<br> - Olá, doutor. Precisava que alguém me informasse sobre a saúde do Alfredo que está internado há três semanas no quarto 302.<br> - Só um momento que eu vou consultar a ficha do doente... Hummm! Aqui está: alimentou-se bem hoje, a pressão arterial e o pulso estão estáveis, responde bem à medicação prescrita e vai ser retirado da monitorização cardíaca amanhã. Continuando bem, o médico responsável assinará a alta em três dias.<br> - Ahhhh, Graças a Deus! São notícias maravilhosas! Que alegria!<br> - Pelo seu entusiasmo, deve ser alguém muito próximo, certamente da família!?<br> - Não, sou o próprio Alfredo telefonando aqui do 302! É que toda a gente entra e sai desta merda deste quarto e ninguém me diz pôrra nenhuma. Eu só queria saber como estou.....<br> <br><br></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer">Anedotas.tv: O melhor humor da internet!<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5355764-4896770542362721413?l=blog.anedotas.tv' alt='' /></div>Domingos Moreirahttps://profiles.google.com/111514071867211181976noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5355764.post-56067868254167123152012-01-21T16:09:00.001Z2012-01-21T16:09:59.302ZNUM CAFÉ EM ROMA...<div class="gmail_quote"><font color="#000099" face="tahoma, sans-serif"><br></font> <div lang="PT" link="blue" vlink="purple"><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><blockquote style="margin-top:5.0pt;margin-bottom:5.0pt"><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div> <div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center;background:white"> <b><span style="font-size:22.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:black">CAFÉ CATÓLICO EM ROMA</span></b><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center;background:white"><b><span style="font-size:22.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:black">Quatro homens e uma mulher, católicos, estavam tomando café na Praça de São Pedro...</span></b><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""><u></u><u></u></span></p> <div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:black">O primeiro homem falou...</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""><u></u><u></u></span></p> </div></div></div><div><div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><i><span style="font-size:16.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:black">- "Meu filho é um padre e quando entra em um recinto o tratam de Padre".</span></i><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""><u></u><u></u></span></p> </div></div></div><div><div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:black">O segundo homem afirmou...</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""><u></u><u></u></span></p> </div></div></div><div><div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><i><span style="font-size:16.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:black">- "Meu filho é um bispo, e quando ele entra em um recinto o tratam de "Sua Graça".</span></i><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""><u></u><u></u></span></p> </div></div></div><div><div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:black">O terceiro homem disse...</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""><u></u><u></u></span></p> </div></div></div><div><div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><i><span style="font-size:16.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:black">- "Meu filho é um Cardeal. Quando ele entra em um recinto todos inclinam a cabeça e o tratam de "Sua Eminência".</span></i><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""><u></u><u></u></span></p> </div></div></div><div><div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:black">O quarto homem disse orgulhosamente...</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""><u></u><u></u></span></p> </div></div></div><div><div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><i><span style="font-size:16.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:black">- "Meu filho é o Papa. Quando entra em um recinto o tratam de "Sua Santidade".</span></i><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""><u></u><u></u></span></p> </div></div></div><div><div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:black">Como a única mulher estava saboreando o café em silêncio, os quatro homens dirigiram a ela um sutil...</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""><u></u><u></u></span></p> </div></div></div><div><div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><i><span style="font-size:16.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:black">- "Então...?</span></i><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""><u></u><u></u></span></p> </div></div></div><div><div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:black">Ela orgulhosamente respondeu...</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""><u></u><u></u></span></p> </div></div></div><div><div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><i><span style="font-size:16.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:black">- "Eu tenho uma filha, alta e elegante, busto 40, 24 polegadas de cintura, 34 polegadas de quadris...</span></i><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""><u></u><u></u></span></p> </div></div></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center;background:white"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:black"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iFg9IUTzuYA/TxrjWKHN86I/AAAAAAAAjgA/2NjOcjNBFxY/s1600/image0012-799304.jpg"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iFg9IUTzuYA/TxrjWKHN86I/AAAAAAAAjgA/2NjOcjNBFxY/s400/image0012-799304.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5700118248202040226" /></a></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""><u></u><u></u></span></p> </div><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center;background:white"><i><span style="font-size:16.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:black">- "Quando ela entra num recinto todos exclamam:</span></i><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""><u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center;background:white"><font face="'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size:37px"><b><i>"Oh! Meu Deus"</i></b></span></font></p></div></div></div></div> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></blockquote></div></div></div> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer">Anedotas.tv: O melhor humor da internet!<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5355764-5606786825416712315?l=blog.anedotas.tv' alt='' /></div>Domingos Moreirahttps://profiles.google.com/111514071867211181976noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5355764.post-38588486504734773152012-01-18T23:25:00.000Z2012-01-18T23:26:04.210ZAusteridade<div class="gmail_quote"><div><p dir="LTR"><span lang="pt"><font color="#1F497D" face="Calibri">Esta parece-me bastante boa !</font></span></p> <br> <p dir="LTR"><span lang="pt"><font face="Calibri">A melhor definição de austeridade que ouvi foi dada no telejornal por um puto com 5 ou 6 anos de idade, quando a SIC andou numa creche a ver o que os miúdos dizem da crise e lhe perguntou o que era para ele a "Austeridade":</font></span></p> <p dir="LTR"><span lang="pt"><font color="#1F497D" face="Calibri"> </font></span><span lang="pt"> <font face="Calibri">"</font></span><span lang="pt"><i></i></span><span lang="pt"><i><font face="Calibri"> é quando o estado nos tira dinheiro para pagar as suas contas até nós deixarmos de ter dinheiro para pagar as nossas.</font></i></span><span lang="pt"><font face="Calibri">"</font></span></p> <p dir="LTR"><span lang="pt"></span></p> <p dir="LTR"><span lang="pt"></span><span lang="pt"></span><span lang="pt"></span><span lang="pt-pt"></span></p> <p dir="LTR"><span lang="pt"></span></p> <div> </div></div></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer">Anedotas.tv: O melhor humor da internet!<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5355764-3858848650473477315?l=blog.anedotas.tv' alt='' /></div>Domingos Moreirahttps://profiles.google.com/111514071867211181976noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5355764.post-67940429420935071892012-01-18T23:24:00.002Z2012-01-18T23:25:20.978ZMACHISMO NO SEU MELHOR...<div class="gmail_quote"><div lang="PT" link="blue" vlink="purple"><div><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1f497d">Que as minhas amigas não se zanguem… aliás elas levam isto com uma indiferente superioridade!!!<u></u><u></u></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1f497d"><u></u> <u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1f497d"><u></u> <u></u></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><u></u> <u></u></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1f497d"><u></u> <u></u></span></p><div><div><div><div><div><div><div> <div><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""> <u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">A mulher é como o vinho.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">Deve ser mantida na horizontal, no escuro e com uma rolha na boca.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">_________________________________________________________________</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">A mulher é como um CD de música.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">Por causa de uma ou outra parte boa, acabamos por ficar com tudo.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">__________________________________________________________________</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">As mulheres reclamam da dor de parto porque nunca levaram um pontapé nos tomates.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">__________________________________________________________________</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">A mulher é igual ao circo; debaixo do pano é que está o espectáculo.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">__________________________________________________________________</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">A mulher é como uma aguardente. É óptima no começo mas depois é só dor de cabeça.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">__________________________________________________________________</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">A mulher feminista é uma mulher igual às outras; só que tem pêlos debaixo dos braços.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">____________________________________________________________________</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">O melhor movimento feminista continua a ser o movimento das ancas.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">____________________________________________________________________</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">Se a mulher fosse mesmo boa, Deus teria uma!!!!</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">____________________________________________________________________</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">Se as mulheres fossem fiéis, o Diabo não tinha cornos!!!</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">____________________________________________________________________</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">Ainda acrescento: A mulher é como a batata, ou se come descascada ou a murro!!!</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">____________________________________________________________________</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">Porque é que as mulheres têm intuição? É o resultado de milhões de anos sem pensar.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">____________________________________________________________________</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">Quando é que um homem abre a porta do carro à mulher? das duas uma:</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">Ou o carro ou a mulher são novos.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">____________________________________________________________________</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">A minha mulher fugiu com o meu melhor amigo!!!.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">Sim? E quem é ele?</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">Não faço a menor ideia. Só sei que agora ele é o meu melhor amigo.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">____________________________________________________________________</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">O que diz o marido para a mulher que tem os dois olhos negros?</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">Já te avisei duas vezes.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">____________________________________________________________________</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">Porque que é que a estátua da liberdade é uma mulher?</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">Porque era preciso uma cabeça oca para fazer um miradouro!</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">____________________________________________________________________</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br></span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">Diz o marido para a mulher:</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">Lembras-te como éramos felizes há 30 anos atrás?</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">Como assim, nem sequer nos conhecíamos!!??</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br> </span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"">Por isso mesmo.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""><br></span></p></div> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer">Anedotas.tv: O melhor humor da internet!<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5355764-6794042942093507189?l=blog.anedotas.tv' alt='' /></div>Domingos Moreirahttps://profiles.google.com/111514071867211181976noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5355764.post-50009916308845098382012-01-18T23:24:00.001Z2012-01-18T23:24:37.232ZSem comentários<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wEwru_32SbY/TxdUtZBm_iI/AAAAAAAAjfk/dBVYuabcp0s/s1600/image0011-777232.jpg"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wEwru_32SbY/TxdUtZBm_iI/AAAAAAAAjfk/dBVYuabcp0s/s400/image0011-777232.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5699116992249134626" /></a></p><font color="#000099" face="tahoma, sans-serif"><br></font> <div class="blogger-post-footer">Anedotas.tv: O melhor humor da internet!<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5355764-5000991630884509838?l=blog.anedotas.tv' alt='' /></div>Domingos Moreirahttps://profiles.google.com/111514071867211181976noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5355764.post-53637737069973989212012-01-18T23:23:00.000Z2012-01-18T23:24:18.454ZHospital do futuro......<div class="gmail_quote"><div lang="PT" link="blue" vlink="purple"><div><div><p class="MsoNormal"> <u></u></p></div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><p align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1f497d"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1tzur0V_XKg/TxdUomC0t3I/AAAAAAAAjfY/iDmEMsWLLt4/s1600/image001-758455.jpg"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1tzur0V_XKg/TxdUomC0t3I/AAAAAAAAjfY/iDmEMsWLLt4/s400/image001-758455.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5699116909844543346" /></a></span><u></u><u></u></p> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:12.0pt"><span style> </span></p></div></div></div></div></div></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer">Anedotas.tv: O melhor humor da internet!<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5355764-5363773706997398921?l=blog.anedotas.tv' alt='' /></div>Domingos Moreirahttps://profiles.google.com/111514071867211181976noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5355764.post-26056071308085124602012-01-17T21:31:00.002Z2012-01-17T21:32:12.480ZTenta ler rápido<br><div class="gmail_quote"><br><br>*Tenta ler rápido, sem errar!<br> <br> <br> Este é um teste de leitura veloz que realiza na Universidade de Salamanca, Espanha, para quem vai ingressar no curso de Linguística.<br> <br> Tente ler rápido mas sem errar...<br> <br> O gato é fez<br> O gato assim fez<br> O gato que fez<br> O gato se fez<br> O gato mantém fez<br> O gato um fez<br> O gato anormal fez<br> O gato ocupado fez<br> O gato por fez<br> O gato dez fez<br> O gato segundos fez<br> <br> Agora leia somente a terceira palavra de cada uma das frases e... não resistirá à vontade de reenvia-lo.*****<br> <br> <br><br></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer">Anedotas.tv: O melhor humor da internet!<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5355764-2605607130808512460?l=blog.anedotas.tv' alt='' /></div>Domingos Moreirahttps://profiles.google.com/111514071867211181976noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5355764.post-31566509001727984482012-01-17T21:31:00.001Z2012-01-17T21:31:41.823ZAzar do Negro<br><div class="gmail_quote"> <div link="blue" vlink="purple" lang="PT"><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div> <div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><blockquote style="border:none;border-left:solid windowtext 1.0pt;padding:0cm 0cm 0cm 6.0pt;margin-top:5.0pt;margin-bottom:5.0pt"><div><div><div><div><div><div> <div> <div><div><div><div><table style="width:98.54%;margin-left:13.5pt" width="98%" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td style="width:100.0%;padding:1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt" width="100%"><div><div><div><div> <div><div><p><b><span style="font-size:22.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Dois brancos e um negro estão num andaime, a lavar os vidros de um grande edifício.<br><br>De repente, o negro dá um gemido, vira-se para um dos brancos e diz:<br> <br>- Ai, ai, ai! Preciso ca<span style="color:#1f497d"></span>gar, vou ca<span style="color:#1f497d"></span>gar aqui mesmo!<br><br>- 'Tás maluco, pá! Vais sujar toda a gente lá em baixo!<br><br>- Mas não aguento mais, meu! Não vai dar tempo para descer!!!<br> <br>- Então, bate na janela e pede à senhora que te deixe usar a casa de banho, aconselha um dos brancos.<br><br>E é o que ele faz.<br><br>Assim que a velha permite a entrada, ele voa p'rá sanita.<br><br>Está o negro tranquilo e aliviado, quando ouve uma gritaria sem fim.<br> <br>Quando sai, vê que o andaime se tinha partido e os dois brancos se tinham espatifado no chão.<br><br>No dia seguinte, no velório, estão lá os amigos, as viúvas inconsoláveis e o negro acompanhado da esposa, quando chega o dono da empresa onde trabalhavam.<br> <br>Imediatamente todos se calam.<br><br>O empresário começa o seu discurso, dirigindo-se às viúvas:<br><br>- Sei que foi uma perda irreparável, mas vou, pelo menos, tentar aliviar<br>tanto sofrimento. Como sei que as senhoras vivem em casas alugadas, darei uma casa a cada uma. Também sei que as senhoras dependem dos autocarros, por isso, darei um carro a cada uma. Quanto aos estudos dos vossos filhos, não se preocupem mais, pois tudo será por conta da empresa até que terminem a<br> Faculdade. E, para finalizar, as senhoras receberão todos os meses 1000 Euros, para as compras.<br><br>E a mulher do negro, já meio arroxeada, não se conteve mais e diz ao ouvido do marido:<br><br>- E tu a ca<span style="color:#1f497d"></span>gar, né, seu preto de merda???</span></b></p> </div></div></div></div></div></div></td></tr></tbody></table></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></blockquote></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer">Anedotas.tv: O melhor humor da internet!<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5355764-3156650900172798448?l=blog.anedotas.tv' alt='' /></div>Domingos Moreirahttps://profiles.google.com/111514071867211181976noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5355764.post-23896302552104755442012-01-17T21:28:00.001Z2012-01-17T21:28:46.795ZMafalda .....<br> <div class="gmail_quote"><br><div link="blue" vlink="purple" lang="PT"><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div> <div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><table style="width:100.0%" width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td style="width:100.0%;padding:1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt 1.5pt" width="100%"> <div><div><div><div><div><p class="MsoNormal"><b><u><span style="font-size:13.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:fuchsia">1ª mens</span></u></b><b><u><span style="font-size:13.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#1f497d"></span></u></b><b><u><span style="font-size:13.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:fuchsia">truação da Mafalda..... Lindo!!!<br> </span></u></b><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:black"><br> <br><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IKtjQBYP8W8/TxXoDugMOLI/AAAAAAAAjfM/OlPtedR4aD8/s1600/image0011-726796.jpg"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IKtjQBYP8W8/TxXoDugMOLI/AAAAAAAAjfM/OlPtedR4aD8/s400/image0011-726796.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5698716054227531954" /></a><br> <br> <br><br> </span><b><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:black">Mafalda teve a sua primeira mens</span></b><b><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#1f497d"></span></b><b><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:black">truação quando estava sozinha em sua casa e não sabia o que fazer. Foi então que se lembrou de ir até à casa do seu melhor amigo, Carlinhos. <br> </span></b><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:black"><br><b>Quando chega a sua casa diz: <br>- Olá Carlinhos, a tua mamã está? <br>- Não, Mafalda, mas em que posso eu ajudar? <br> - Não, Carlinhos, não podes ajudar, são coisas de mulheres que nem te posso contar. <br>- Mas, diz-me Mafalda, claro que posso ajudar, eu sei tudo sobre mulheres. <br>- Não, Carlinhos, e a tua irmã está? <br>- Não, Mafalda, mas conta-me, já te disse que sei tudo sobre mulheres. <br> - Não, Carlos, deixa-me! Não percebes? E a tua empregada, está? <br>- Não, Mafalda, mas conta-me, quantas vezes preciso de dizer que sei tudo sobre mulheres. <br>- Bom... Carlinhos, vou-te contar... <br>Mafalda levanta a saia e Carlinhos vê que ela estava toda cheia de sangue. <br> Carlinhos, horrorizado, diz-lhe: <br><br>- Mas Mafalda, que fizeste, ARRANCASTE OS TOM</b></span><b><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#1f497d"></span></b><b><span style="font-size:9.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:black">ATES!!!!!</span></b></p> </div></div></div></div></div></td></tr></tbody></table><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""> </span><br></p></div></div></div></div></div></div></div> </div> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div> </div> <div class="blogger-post-footer">Anedotas.tv: O melhor humor da internet!<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5355764-2389630255210475544?l=blog.anedotas.tv' alt='' /></div>Domingos Moreirahttps://profiles.google.com/111514071867211181976noreply@blogger.com0